We are making a new album and you can play a vital part in making it happen. Have a look below and join in, from pre-ordering a signed CD to something more adventurous and, of course, expensive!
If there’s something not there you’d like to see, contact us on email@example.com. But remember: give us your money!!
Please note: All of the following prices include UK post/paypal/credit card charges etc. If you are outside the UK and items need to be sent by post please add the following: Mainland Europe £2.00, Rest of World £3.00
New Album Download
A full download of our new, lovingly created album, delivered to you by means of this new fangled interweb. Tracklisting to be released as we record the damn thing. Please note, in the time honoured tradition of all scoundrels we have knocked the princely sum of 1 pee off the price in the vain hope you won’t realise that it costs Eight Quid
A beautifully crafted CD, wonderfully signed by all of us, just as soon as we learn to write.
Hand Written Lyric Sheet
An exclusive, painstakingly hand written lyric sheet for one of the songs on the album and we promise it will not be an instrumental!
Acoustic House Concert
The entire band will visit a location of your choice and play an acoustic set of at least one hour. Location to be in the UK. Travel costs to be added if more than 2 hours by car. If the location is your home we promise that we are house trained and that the cutlery you inherited from your granny is safe.
Full Band Concert
We will come to any venue you specify and play. We will help you sell tickets if you wish to invite members of the public. Who knows, you might end up a millionare! UK only I’m afraid and we may need to agree travel and accomodation costs.
We will create an exclusive T Shirt for this campaign with artwork based on the album cover.
Signed Purple Vinyl LP
Signed Purple Vinyl LP. A magnificent traditional vinyl, sounding enourmous and as clear as a mountain stream. Signed by the whole band and delivered to you in the colour of your choice, as long as it’s purple.
Signed Black Vinyl LP
Exactly the same as the purple one above except it's black. For the more discreet and sombre amongst you
Signed Vinyl Test Pressing
They make next to none of these which are the very first copies of the LP which exist in the world. You’ll have a vinyl version of the record with pristine white sleeve and label before anyone else does. For those who like the minimal things in life.
Your Name on the Sleeve plus a signed CD
A beautifully crafted CD, wonderfully signed by all of us, just as soon as we learn to write. Get a credit on the album sleeve as someone who made it happen
Your Name on the Sleeve plus a signed Purple Vinyl LP
A magnificent vinyl, sounding enourmous and as clear as a mountain stream. Signed by the whole band. Get a credit on the album sleeve as someone who made it happen
Sing Backing Vocals
Can you sing? Do you want to appear on this album? Come and record backing vocals and have your voice preserved for posterity on a piece of history. This album will make Bohemian Rhapsody seem like a Taliban decree with the breadth of its vocal parts. There will be opportunities for vocalists of all talents. Go on. You know you want to.
Demos of the album -Signed CDR
When the album is just a twinkle in his eye, Duncan makes a home recording of all the songs to send to the band to add their ideas. These demos incorporate drums, bass, guitars, vocals, backing vocals and keyboards. Hear how the songs start their life and compare the changes as the Big Heads add their ideas to come up with the finished item.
Album Launch Show
Just prior to release we’ll have a London show for Pledgers. Be sure of your place!
Would you like to be among a handful of people who have a track dedicated to them on the Album Artwork? Or maybe you have a family member or friend who would be blown away to receive a copy and see that track 3 is dedicated in their honour? Give us the dosh and the honour is yours to keep or bestow. On the other hand there are things we know about you which you don’t want to be made public. Pay us and we’ll keep schtum!
A Big Heads Bass Pick or Guitar Pick used on the album
It’s only a small piece of plastic. But what a beautiful small piece of plastic. and it will be used to make such melifluous, flowing bass lines the like of which have never been heard. Please note, when used the picks become worn round the edges. This picture is “before”. Alternatively you may prefer a guitar pick touched by the hands of gods, apart from the one which belongs to a guitar goddess.
Attend a Day mixing the album
The most fun part of recording is the mix. Come and hear how the songs finally come together. How the effects are added, and the levels of voices and instruments tweaked. You can even butt in yourself and make a suggestion. There will be absolutely no threats of violence if you do but you may or may not be ignored. And, of course, by definition it is impossible for anyone to have heard the songs before this time. Mixing takes place in South West London at the studio of Sean Genocky, a man with a very fine moustche.
The minute the album is mastered, the final process in the recording process, we will organise a playback party in a bar in London, or possibly at Nick Hughes’ flat where he will delight us with his rock solid chilli jam sauce (dentists will be on hand to repair damage). 2 drinks provided.
Promotional Video Download or DVDR
There will be promo video. It will feature all of us in all our glory. What will it be about? Which song will it be? Where will it be shot? Not a bloody clue! But we will update you as those decisions are made. What we do know is that you will receive a Hi Res copy in your favoured format of download or DVDR, the latter signed if you desire.
By far and away the coolest bass guitar that ever existed, a unique customised, purple, mono Rickenbacker to die for. Guaranteed to turn you into a rock god, it comes with a swat to deal with all the women who will feel uncontrollably drawn toward you when held, be you male or female. Shipping costs will be calculated with buyer after purchase
Does not necessarily need to be played from a great height. A beautiful Les Paul Custom from 2004. Comes complete with blood, sweat and tequila absorbed in to it. Shipping costs will be calculated with buyer after purchase
Painting by Janette Decker 60cm x 60 cm
Lovingly hand crafted by Janette Decker this masterpiece is looking for a deserving home Shipping costs will be calculated with buyer after purchase
Dinner with the Big Heads
Are you brave enough to go out to dinner with us. You pay the travel, pick up the bill and we will go to the eatery of your choice for nosh. We’ll even go to your home if you want to cook and promise not to pocket the cutlery
That Damn Welsh Flag
The bane of his life, this cursed flag has turned up all over the world on Duncan’s mike stand, placed there secretly by some sneaky welsh trickstress who should be getting on with sorting her guitar pedals out so that we can start the damn show on time!
n April 2018 we toured Argentina and Uruguay and a local company sponsored Karen Jones by making a set of custom drumsticks engraved with her name. Only one pair of those sticks survive the hammering she gave the drums each night. These treasures can be yours to do with as you wish. Bang the drums with them, sleep with them under your pillow ……… the possibilities are endless.
Drumsticks Used On the Recording
Get yourself a pair of drumsticks signed by Karen Jones and used on the recording (guaranteed to have been chewed by Sophie Powers)